We don’t get his gaffes in TEXT FORM a whole lot, so this is gold.

D’AWWWWW! BEAGLE PUPPPPAAAYYYYYY! Want.

CHOMP

planninevideo:

TIM AND ERIC’S BILLION DOLLAR MOVIE- People who like the show but think it isn’t gross enough are really going to be pleased. People who don’t like the show will be displeased, and also barf their guts out.

We have exactly 7 days left on our Kickstarter campaign! Sure, we’re reached the goal of $800, but we set that bar so low it didn’t even completely cover the studio costs, let alone art and reproduction of the disc.

We’d love to do vinyl, but it’s not gonna happen unless we get at least $500 more, around $2,000 total. If you could pitch in even $5, we would be forever in your debt.

Think of it like a pre-order: $5 for a download of the EP, $10 for CD. Thank you!!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/227139894/outdoor-velours-2nd-ep

This Sunday at The Bishop!! Memorial Day is the day after. You don’t have to work, so come get blitzed and rock with us.

https://www.facebook.com/events/402622349772076/

Work in progress: A 500-song playlist based on the @pitchforkmedia book. ‘77-‘07, “From Punk to Present.”

I WANT A THERMIN. If I had a thermin, Outdoor Velour would suddenly become a synth-pop band.

areasofmyexpertise:

“The Chinese Giant Salamander”

There are no lyrics to this song. 

If there were, the only lyrics you need to know are: 

“The Chinese giant salamander/

Reaches up to 6 feet in length”

(!)

Michael Hearst, master of all strange instruments, brings you SONGS FOR UNUSUAL CREATURES

The Vid in Bloomington, 5/10. Photo by Michael Wissig.

Rockin’ the Vid in Bloomington, 5/10. Photo by Matt Wissig.

photosbycara:

Green

SO stoked on the band right now, and so excited to hit Apocalypse Cow on June 3rd/4th/5th to finish this EP. We’ve felt very loved lately, so thank you to all of you who have helped us in any way over the past year and half, whether it’s writing a review or press material, taking photos/video, liking us/following us, buying CDs/downloads/pins, giving us a listen online, coming to a show, or donating to the Kickstarter. Thank you all. You rule so hard. 

Let’s just say it’s been a GREAT weekend for the future of our upcoming EP. It’s gonna happen! Thank you to everyone for your support in reaching and surpassing our goal. Keep the love coming and we might press it on vinyl!! 

$687 out of $800 raised! Help us reach and exceed our goal so we can get awesome artwork done and maybe even do a… gasp! VINYL RELEASE! 

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/227139894/outdoor-velours-2nd-ep

motherjones:

“A bear spotted wandering around Williams Village this morning has been safely tranquilized by wildlife officials.”

And sometimes there’s a photo on the internet that everyone must see right now. 

via CU Independent